{"product_id":"gollum-taco-bell-parody-hat","title":"Gollum Taco Bell Parody Black Trucker Hat","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eOne does not simply walk into the drive-thru without the right gear. This \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"91\"\u003eGollum Taco Bell Hat\u003c\/b\u003e is a chaotic tribute to two pillars of nerd culture. It features a design so niche it practically demands a double-take at every stoplight. This cap is for the fans who love their fantasy epic and their burritos extra spicy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eIt is the ultimate conversation starter for your next gaming night. You don't need to trek to Mount Doom to find something this unique. The design is a nostalgic nod to the golden age of parody tees and late-night snack runs. This hat isn't just headwear; it's a bold statement of your specific brand of humor. Wear it to the mall or your next movie marathon. It’s quirky, hilarious, and guaranteed to turn heads. Grab yours before it vanishes into the shadows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eIt features a medium crown, curved bill, and foam front panel for that timeless trucker vibe. Meanwhile, the mesh back keeps your head cool on warm days. The adjustable snapback ensures a perfect fit. The 56–62 cm size range fits most adults, so please measure before ordering for the best fit. I include a FREE extender with your order, designed to snap on and increase the hat’s circumference if you prefer a roomier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eKeep in mind, lighting and photography can make colors appear slightly different. Each hat ships in a protective polybag inside a sturdy box, so the brim stays crisp during delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eI’m a one-woman business, and I take pride in every order. Because of that, your satisfaction is always my top priority. If you have any questions, feel free to reach out — I’m always happy to help.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Retro Roots Headwear","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48828937994457,"sku":"3955Gandolf","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0818\/2969\/1609\/files\/3955Gandolf.jpg?v=1781763288","url":"https:\/\/retrorootsheadwear.com\/products\/gollum-taco-bell-parody-hat","provider":"Retro Roots Headwear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}