{"product_id":"bullshit-trucker-hat","title":"The \"Straight Shooter\" Bullshit Trucker Hat","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eWear your internal monologue right on your forehead. Specifically, this cap is for the person who has reached their limit with red tape and tall tales. It celebrates the glorious art of calling things exactly as they are. The aesthetic mimics a classic gag gift or a prize from a dusty carnival game. Therefore, this look carries a specific \"don't even try it\" energy. Additionally, the hat blocks the glare during a long day of dealing with the public. It also hides \"stressed-out\" hair after a morning full of meetings that could have been emails.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eBeyond the sarcastic charm, you don’t need a special permit to appreciate this straightforward piece of humor. This \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"116\"\u003eBullshit Trucker Hat\u003c\/b\u003e proves that a good laugh is the best way to handle the daily grind. Because the construction utilizes a vintage aesthetic, it matches the energy of a garage hangout or a rowdy Sunday barbecue. For instance, it pairs perfectly with a plain tee and a cynical grin. In short, this piece shows that your patience might be thin, but your style is solid. Snag yours and keep the air clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eIt features a medium crown, curved bill, and foam front panel for that timeless trucker vibe. Meanwhile, the mesh back keeps your head cool on warm days. The adjustable snapback ensures a perfect fit. The 56–62 cm size range fits most adults, so please measure before ordering for the best fit. I include a FREE extender with your order, designed to snap on and increase the hat’s circumference if you prefer a roomier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eKeep in mind, lighting and photography can make colors appear slightly different. Each hat ships in a protective polybag inside a sturdy box, so the brim stays crisp during delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eI’m a one-woman business, and I take pride in every order. Because of that, your satisfaction is always my top priority. If you have any questions, feel free to reach out — I’m always happy to help.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Retro Roots Headwear","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48828940943577,"sku":"3781Bullshit","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0818\/2969\/1609\/files\/3781Bullshit.jpg?v=1781763497","url":"https:\/\/retrorootsheadwear.com\/products\/bullshit-trucker-hat","provider":"Retro Roots Headwear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}