{"product_id":"born-to-siege-world-is-a-sard-trucker-hat","title":"Born To Siege World Is A Sard Trucker Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eNot everyone gets it. That's the point. This Born To Siege World Is A Sard Trucker Hat is built for the one person in the room who laughs immediately — and enjoys watching everyone else squint at it. It's a parody of the classic \"Born to Ride\" biker phrase, swapped out for medieval siege warfare. The result is absurd, nerdy, and oddly perfect. If you know what a lance man does and you know what \"sard\" means, this hat was made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe humor is dry, the reference is niche, and the commitment is total. Pick up this Born To Siege World Is A Sard Trucker Hat if you're the person who corrects Renaissance Fair anachronisms and owns at least one book about trebuchets. The vintage trucker aesthetic gives it that worn-in, found-at-a-thrift-store feel — like it's been on the head of a siege engineer since 1347. It pairs well with a raised eyebrow and absolutely zero further explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt features a medium crown, curved bill, and foam front panel for that timeless trucker vibe. Meanwhile, the mesh back keeps your head cool on warm days. The adjustable snapback ensures a perfect fit. The 56–62 cm size range fits most adults, so please measure before ordering for the best fit. I include a FREE extender with your order, designed to snap on and increase the hat's circumference if you prefer a roomier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep in mind, lighting and photography can make colors appear slightly different. Each hat ships in a protective polybag inside a sturdy box, so the brim stays crisp during delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI'm a one-woman business, and I take pride in every order. Because of that, your satisfaction is always my top priority. If you have any questions, feel free to reach out — I'm always happy to help.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Retro Roots Headwear","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48828976267481,"sku":"5041BornToSiege","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0818\/2969\/1609\/files\/5041BornToSiege-1.jpg?v=1781764192","url":"https:\/\/retrorootsheadwear.com\/products\/born-to-siege-world-is-a-sard-trucker-hat","provider":"Retro Roots Headwear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}