{"product_id":"ativan-anti-anxiety-parody-trucker-hat","title":"Ativan Anti-Anxiety Parody Mental Health Retro Trucker Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eBetween endless notification pings, overwhelming to-do lists, and the general background noise of modern adulting, sometimes all you can do is laugh to keep from spinning out. The Ativan Anti-Anxiety Parody Mental Health Retro Trucker Hat is a tongue-in-cheek nod to vintage pharmaceutical packaging and the universal struggle to stay calm under pressure. Featuring a witty, vintage-inspired design that turns everyday stress into clever street style, it’s the ultimate accessory for wearing your coping mechanisms right on your forehead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt features a medium crown, curved bill, and foam front panel for that timeless trucker vibe. Meanwhile, the mesh back keeps your head cool on warm days. The adjustable snapback ensures a perfect fit. The 56–62 cm size range fits most adults, so please measure before ordering for the best fit. I include a FREE extender with your order, designed to snap on and increase the hat's circumference if you prefer a roomier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep in mind, lighting and photography can make colors appear slightly different. Each hat ships in a protective polybag inside a sturdy box, so the brim stays crisp during delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI'm a one-woman business, and I take pride in every order. Because of that, your satisfaction is always my top priority. If you have any questions, feel free to reach out — I'm always happy to help.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Retro Roots Headwear","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50647763026137,"sku":"2748Ativan","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0818\/2969\/1609\/files\/2748Ativan.jpg?v=1792086431","url":"https:\/\/retrorootsheadwear.com\/products\/ativan-anti-anxiety-parody-trucker-hat","provider":"Retro Roots Headwear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}