Description
Confess your crimes of bargain obsession with the I Sold State Secrets For Kohl’s Cash Trucker Hat. This tongue-in-cheek design is for people who live for clearance racks, coupon stacking, and the rush of scoring the perfect deal — with a wink. Whether you’re gifting it to a friend who always finds the best steals or wearing it to your next thrift run, this hat is guaranteed to get laughs and double-takes.
Made for everyday wear, the hat pairs perfectly with denim, vintage tees, and a “shh, I’ll tell you where the sale is” attitude. The bold retro lettering gives it a novelty, 80s-inspired vibe that reads like a vintage joke—but built with modern quality so it stands up to real life. Lightweight, breathable, and surprisingly versatile, it’s equally at home at a backyard BBQ or a Saturday spree through the mall.
It features a medium crown, curved bill, and foam front panel for that timeless trucker vibe. Meanwhile, the mesh back keeps your head cool on warm days. The adjustable snapback ensures a perfect fit. The 56–62 cm size range fits most adults, so please measure before ordering for the best fit.
Keep in mind, lighting and photography can make colors appear slightly different. Each hat ships in a protective polybag inside a sturdy box, so the brim stays crisp during delivery.
I’m a one-woman business, and I take pride in every order. Because of that, your satisfaction is always my top priority. If you have any questions, feel free to reach out — I’m always happy to help.
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